I Pity The Foo' Who Doesn't Love Sales!

I DO so love sales :) Especially the River island one! 20% of the original price off of the sale price! Picked up a waist coat and denim shorts for the summer for a tidy sum of £17.25! I'm loving the £100 EMA bonus, don't have to worry about bus tickets or anything with my ill-gotten monies XD I got those things a few days ago when I went into Lancaster with my sister to pick up the new sheets for my bed... It actually went pretty smoothly as we went shopping through the sales and I got to look through girls clothes :P They get all the best clothes :(

I RETURNED today to watch the A-Team... which was amazing! I was expecting an action movie with barely any plot... turned out it had a pretty decent plot! It didn't really need one though, it was more there to aim the characters in a direction and then blow it up XD T'was good though, lots of humour and ridiculous scenario's and impossibilities like shooting down UAV's in a tank falling through the sky on parachutes! Also the guy who plays Murdock, the crazy pilot, is played by the guy who did District 9 (Right)!

I THEN went and bought an orange shirt to match a hat I bought for Chris, but the hat was too small for Chris's fro so I kept it XD Then went to Sainsburies. After offering an unwitting civilian the mighty sum of £1 in change in return for his trolly with a pound coin in I picked up 30 cans of assorted beverages and 2 bottles of rasberry bicardi Breezer... I'm sure the people picking up their trollies enjoyed watching me fumble about for 10 minutes trying to figure out a way to carry all that and an umbrella! James had better be worth it!

Trivial Assortment

TODAY has been an odd day. I started it with some jam on crumpets.. not so odd I here you say!... Well; next I decided that I should learn how to play cornet again... with no lessons and 6 years out of practice, it did not go well! Haha! So I promptly gave up, had a shave as I have work at 8:30 (pm yes) and downloaded Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and the movie Zach Braff (J.D off Scrubs) made called 'Garden State' XD

SO Lady Gaga is pretty darn good! I've listened to the first 4 off her new album and quite like it! Onto Katy Perry later me-thinks. I am now just shy off 2000 songs... and I consider myself to be fairly unwitting on the music scene ><

SINCE then I have been watching Glee! I do so love Glee... My mother tells me that people who like Glee are called gleeks (Glee + Geek) clever ay? So I am now a gleek!

ALSO, I have realised I haven't told you avid readers of my blog that I configured my 5.1 surround sound system to put higher frequencies to the back... so now I can be inside music :P It's seriously orgasmic!

IN other news: My sister Googled her symptoms, as she feels ill, and is apparently pregnant... Thought you would want to know that.

THE sheets on my bed are fake silk (90% polyester, 10% cotton) and are soooo smooth! Love it so much!

The Grand Unveiling!

ALRIGHT everyone! It's time to show you why I have not been blogging so much recently. I have been re-decorating my room!! OMG!! I know! It's crazy! I bought a poster and realized that I needed to rearrange a few things to make it look good... So I built a scale replica of my room (10":1cm) and found a way to do it! After taking all my posters down I realised the walls were covered in blu-tak grease marks :(  So I painted! White! Not 'mangolia' any more! Bright white! It's not completely done yet, one more wall to paint a dark red. But I now have blinds and new bed sheets too :) ... Enjoy:

SO there you are! A nice view of my room! I have also had a lot on my mind with breaking up with Kaz... Thought I would throw that out there. I'm not going to go into details as this is a blog! Not my diary! (I started a diary XD) Any hoo, I hope this blog made you all super amazingly happy to see my room :)

ALSO just want to mention Chris, Ben, Robey, Hannah, Sophie and Jenny for being there for me :) A few of you made that day easier to bear, and the rest have aided me onwards. Thank you xx

Exorcise

I WOKE up at 3pm today after an incredibly productive night of watching yu gi oh until 5am... the sun came up! It was pretty. Because of my flabbergasting laziness I decided to get my tiny butt out on my bike and go somewhere crazy! So I adorned my suit of sexiness, had 2 crumpets and, looking much like the picture below, set sail!

AND I do quite mean 'set sail' as I would frequently use my jacket as a sail and feel quite almighty as the sheep ran away from me while I powered my way effortlessly across many a field. I followed the 'millennium scorton wyre river walkway' thing. It was quite scenic as the water rushed past and the wind blew the trees and me on our ways. 

I MADE a quick stop in Gartsang for a few items of great importance and after some thinking, sitting and re-arranging of my suit I set off again. With my jacket flapping behind me I headed towards the motorway across a field, I then proceded to follow the river as far as I could. I came to a farm and got worried about trespassing... so I promptly gave up and went to Scorton! Which is a quite a quaint, quiet little town!

I RETURNED home ravenous after 3 hours of riding about and had some chicken! 

SINCE then I have been looking at yu gi oh duel disks... which while incredibly sad ...are completely awesome!

Online Banking

RECIEVED my bank statement in the post today and a leaflet also arrived about online banking... thought I'd give it a go. After a lengthy process of entering numbers I can now look at how much money I has whenever I want :P Turns out I worked 11 hours last week haha! (Work pays weekly into my bank account)

STAYED up incredibly late last night, which was quite impressive considering I only had 4 hours sleep after the aforementioned party (7am-11am). So I woke up at the respectable time of 2:30pm!

WATCHED a new show called mongrels which I ADORE! It revolves around an awkward, slightly gay, fox and his friends. Adult humour :P It has been described as "a feral version of  Top Cat, with humour drawing heavily from Family Guy and modern, fast paced docu-dramas" Which I think is about right! I highly recommend it :)

I HAVE to iron my clothes, shave (rugged good looks now XD) and get ready for work :( ah well, moneys!

Catch ya later adoring fans!

FrontierVille - The One True Game

VICKY (my mother) just added me on facebook as a FrontierVille friend (a flash based game similar to FarmVille) all by herself!

SO proud! Haha!

Slight Party

WENT to a party at Andrew's... Hopefully his parents won't read this blog or he gunna be in troouuuble! Haha! Was a pretty good party all in all! Got kicked out of Sainsburys cos they assumed i was buiying alcohol for people who were under 18... like I would do something like that?! :O so yeah, after that and missing out on the amazing deals there, we went to Co op and bought slightly over priced alcofrols :(

THEN onto the party!!! After pretending not to know my friends for 15 minutes because of a CSO standing behind me I finally got on the same bus as them! After 30 minutes of rampant molestation by Andy we arrived at his house! Which he had said is a 20 second walk from the bus stop. When in fact it was more like a minute... So there he goes lying again >< Haha!

ANDY'S house has quite high ceilings, thought I'd mention that. We had bought 4 home basics pizzas (which Sainsburys DID allow me to buy ¬.¬) so we whapped one of them in the incredibly smoky oven! The amount of smoke emanating from that thing was quite ridiculous... even with no food in it! Haha! Everyone displayed their lack of knowledge of what a cooked pizza looked like and then we ate some.

A BIT later Robey and Ben turned up after their incredibly long walk from cockerham... would have been quicker if they where walking the right way to begin with XD but ah well... the dynamic duo got there eventually!

AS the night rolled on, with small molestations of my girlfriend, I had a few ciders. I felt particularly awesome due to a light pink shirt I have bought which i wore with my favourite jacket! Haha! NOT vain I swear!

I GOT hilariously drunk and everyone went to bed after a while... So i laid above Knox and Adam for a bit talking to Adam about life and things in general... a 'man chat' if you will :P The I needed to pee, so went to see Ben and George in the other room. This short trip turned into several hours of chatting outside untill 6am. Then I finally didn't get to sleep until 7am at which point Kazzie had awoken and was getting ready for school!

AFTER this I saw a hilarious sign:
If it is wrong to have such a dirty mind... I don't want to be right!

I SAW this while waiting an hour and 10 minutes for my father to pick me up on his bike... capable of speeds over 180mph  and 0-60 in under 4 seconds doesn't stop him getting lost ><

PC World

TURNS out Vicky (my mother) reads my blog... you may notice some changes to previous passages. The latest in particular.


LOVE to all my commited fans <3

The Virtual Molesters of the Microwaves

VODAFONE TEXTED ME AT 12:38am?! WTF IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

I DON'T give a flying @£$% at a rolling donut that my sim menu has been updated... and what IS that? Phones use their own OS's... what software does the SIM have?! aaaargh &£% aggravates me ¬.¬

Facebook...

Facebook is recommending I may like 'Bones' because I like House... WHAT IS THIS?! AMAZON?

I DID however enjoy tagging james bland in a picture with facebook, rather forcibly, asking me "Who is this?"...Almost like it is incredibly important this man is found...